Smooth English translation

A traveller was walking along a path when he came to a house whose leg was broken.
He went up to the house to help.
The house was surprised and said, 'I'm in pain. I need help.'
The traveller said to the house, 'I can't help you at the moment. I'm helping my wife, who's in danger.'
The house didn't believe this, but gave him the once over and said, 'Your wife's pregnant'
The traveller heard this and went away smiling.